I hate you

Posted by Mr. Bungle

Yes you.

0 comments • at 3:48 PM

Phone Call

Posted by Mr. Bungle

Caller: Is (owner) there? Me: No sorry he's not may I take a message? Caller: Well this is (business), no message needed, I'll just go ahead and call another company. (click). You know, instead of being a bitch you could have just said no message, I'll call back later. Some other asshole called this morning and got all pissy with me because I didn't refer to him as "Dr." I said "Mr." instead. He says, "Its Dr. (asshole)" I say, "Oh pardon me...DR." In the most condescending voice I could muster up. I'm aggravated as fuck today. 1. Because the Packers lost real fuckin bad last night, and 2. This is the last day of work for me before we go out of town for 4 days.

1 comments • at 9:08 AM

Tasty

Posted by DonkeyPuncher

Well, nobody seems to post here anymore, so I thought I'd share this with you to keep things going. I hope you like tasty foods:

http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html

3 comments • at 1:45 PM

Dear Dumb Office Bitch

Posted by Mr. Bungle

I understand you wear transition glasses. I also understand that those particular glasses actually go darker quicker when you go outside than they return to normal when you go inside. This is what I don't understand. Why in the fuck do you think that you are so goddamn funny? Because every single time you come in from the office from being outside you have to say "Who turned out the lights?" with a shit-eating grin on your face? It wasn't funny the first fifteen times you said it this month.

1 comments • at 4:36 PM

Grand Theft Auto IV

Posted by Mr. Bungle

Christ am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about GTA IV? Everyone and their mom apparently is playing this game. The last one was way too much anyways, and this one is about 3 times the amount of shit you have to do. I really don't have the time or the will to go through all of it.

1 comments • at 1:47 PM

Dumb Co-workers.

Posted by Mr. Bungle

This broad at my work (the same one I've posted about before), was reading something out loud and pronounced New Delhi, India, New Del-High. What a fuckin' nin-cow-poop.

1 comments • at 12:39 PM

hot chicks w/ douchebags

Posted by DonkeyPuncher

so that wasn't exactly what I was expecting... I actually thought of "pissbags" or "colostomy bags" when I saw that, so I expected to see hot broads with pissbags... rather disappointed.

3 comments • at 5:51 PM