I understand you wear transition glasses. I also understand that those particular glasses actually go darker quicker when you go outside than they return to normal when you go inside. This is what I don't understand. Why in the fuck do you think that you are so goddamn funny? Because every single time you come in from the office from being outside you have to say "Who turned out the lights?" with a shit-eating grin on your face? It wasn't funny the first fifteen times you said it this month.
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