Government and Baseball

Posted by Mr. Bungle

Story Here

Doesn't the government have anything better to do than screw with baseball athletes because their rules regarding performance enhancing drugs was a bit lax? Especially screwing with players that are retired is retarded. Just leave the shit alone and go take care of some other shit that I'm sure is more important.

1 comments • at 12:39 PM

Dumb Co-Workers

Posted by Mr. Bungle

One of my co-workers just said to me, "Your a pest-amistic". When I was referring to how the sun being out would not last due to the heavy storm. Jesus. **eyegouge**

0 comments • at 11:00 AM

Lyndon LaRouche Sees Microsoft Conspiracy in NIU Shooting

Posted by Mr. Bungle

GamePolitics.com » Blog Archive » Lyndon LaRouche Sees Microsoft Conspiracy in NIU Shooting

Yeah because going off his meds didn't make him go ape shit, it was all video games fault! Damn you video games! Kiss my ass LaDouche.

0 comments • at 11:17 AM

ABC and huge logos.

Posted by Mr. Bungle

Anyone else notice that when watching TV shows these days your forced to look at an ad for some new upcoming show in the corner the whole time? As if the 5 million commercials for the show run during the TV program isn't enough? Last night watching ABC the logo at the bottom for the Oscars takes over the entire corner. Yeah I KNOW the Oscars are going to be on, you only shove it down my throat every 10 minutes.

1 comments • at 7:16 AM

Google Rejection Letter

Posted by Mr. Bungle

Hello XXXXX,

Thank you for your interest in Google AdSense. Unfortunately, after
reviewing your application, we're unable to accept you into Google AdSense
at this time.

We did not approve your application for the reasons listed below.

Issues:

- Page type

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because we feel that your site does not comply with the Google webmaster
quality guidelines. More specifically, we believe that your site does not
add value or provide unique content. For a complete list of the webmaster
guidelines, please visit
http://www.google.com/support/webmasters/bin/answer.py?answer=35769 .


I am offended.  Well not really.  I didn't realize that they could make a decision about what kind of content adds "Value" or not.  Its their opinion I suppose.

0 comments • at 7:13 AM

If Nicaraguan kids were smart!

Posted by Quagmire

They would sell this stuff on eBay. Of course they may need a computer to do so.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3247804

Story Below.

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MANAGUA, Nicaragua -- The New England Patriots won the Super Bowl and ended the season with a perfect 19-0 record -- at least it looks that way in Nicaragua.

The NFL donated 290 Patriots hats and an equal number of team jerseys trumpeting the slogans "Super Bowl Champions, 19-0" to impoverished children from two small communities in southern Nicaragua.

Thursday's gifts could not change history -- the Patriots lost the Feb. 3 game to the New York Giants 17-14 -- but they made a lot of youngsters in the communities of San Gregorio and Buena Vista very happy, said Miriam Diaz, spokeswoman for the humanitarian organization World Vision, which arranged the donation with the NFL.

"They [Patriots] lost, but the children won," Diaz said.

The only "football" most of the children know is soccer, but they were very enthusiastic about the U.S. version of the game once the rules were explained to them, she said.

"They were very happy to receive the hats and jerseys," Diaz said. "They said they did not expect such a surprise."

Neither did the Patriots.
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So glad the Pats lost!!!

0 comments • at 3:08 PM

Outback Steak House Can Suck It.

Posted by Mr. Bungle

So this year the wife and I decided that we would go for a little change of pace for Valentines day. We usually go to Tony Roma's. I don't really know why, we just do. Anyways. So last week I call to make reservations at Outback Steak House. Donkey Puncher had given us a gift card for them last year for our wedding and we enjoyed it. (Btw I feel a little bit like Bill Cosby telling this story) NOW, I went ahead and told them on the phone my first AND last name because I knew there would be 10 million other people with my first name getting reservations. I even spelled it out to the girl on the phone. She read it back to me and I made sure she had it. Great. So we get to the restaurant last night. I see all the people huddled up inside the little space in between the first two doors, and a gang of people inside. The girl at the front door informs me when I get to her that there is a 1 hr and 40 min wait. Good thing I have a reservation! She asked for my name. Then she scans the list and says, "Oh, they must have it up front." So I go up to the front. "She didn't have it back there?" Uhhh, no. "I can't seem to find it, its not on here. When did you call ahead?" Like a week ago. "Well just hang on for about 10-15 min and we will call you, since we ran out of pagers." Ok great. Well after 20 min of being outside in the cold wind we decided to say fuck it. Quoting Seinfeld, "The problem is you can't KEEP the reservation." Happy Valentines day from Jack in the Box! Outback can suck it.

1 comments • at 9:17 AM